While walking the dog, I had a brilliant idea for a new short story.
I pulled out my phone and said, “Siri, send me an email titled ‘Heroes Inc. Alan the Temp.'”
“Okay, Cole, what should the email say?” Male Siri asks.
Yep, I switched the voice. I’m gender fluid like that.
“A Superhero’s assistant dies in battle. The company gives him a temp who can’t figure out how to make calls,” I say, giggling at my own idea.
Then I say, “What the hell are you staring at?!!” to the old woman across the street watching me talk to myself.
Here’s what Siri sent me.
If Siri weren’t so cute, he’d be fired.
And if you’re curious, here’s the funny superhero story this mumbo jumbo created: